A family moved into a house next door to an empty construction site. Later in the year, builders started construction.
The family's 8 year old daughter was utterly fascinated by the daily activities of the builders and sat on the fence after school each day and all day weekends, watching.
Amused by her presence the builders would smile and give her small tasks to 'help'. Carrying a bucket between builders, turning on the hose, passing messages and so forth. They would let her sit with them while eating lunch and the girl essentially became their mascot, with her own tiny hard hat and gloves as well.
At the end of the second week of construction, the foreman gave the girl a little yellow pay envelope, containing five dollars. The girl excitedly took it home to her parents.
Her Mom was impressed and saw an opportunity to teach the girl about work, money and saving, so took her and the five dollars to the bank.
The bank teller was greatly amused when the Mother explained how the girl had earned the money and was looking to earn interest on it.
She turned to the girl and said "You worked very hard to earn this. Well done! Let me open an account right away."
The girl was beaming as she handed over the money.
The bank teller handed her a deposit slip and asked "Do you think you'll be returning to the work site next week sweetheart?"
The girl thought about it for a moment and then nodded, adding "Yes, if the cunts from Home Depot deliver the fucking concrete".
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