When the Pope answers the door, Dopey steps forward and nervously asks "Your Excellency, I wonder if you could tell me if there are any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
"No Dopey, I don't think there are," the Pope replies.
The other six dwarfs start to giggle.
"Well, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?" Dopey persists.
"No, none in all of Italy," the Pope answers more sternly.
The dwarfs begin to laugh even more.
"Are there any dwarf nuns in Europe?"
This time the Pope is much more firm. "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
By now, the other dwarfs are laughing aloud.
"Your Excellency," Dopey demands. "Are there any dwarf nuns in the whole world?"
"No Dopey, " the Pope snaps. "There are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world!"
The six dwarfs start jumping up and down, chanting "Dopey fucked a penguin! Dopey fucked a penguin!"
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