A man went to the police station demanding to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the previous night. ‘You’ll get your chance in court,’ said the desk sergeant. ‘No, i want to know how he got into the house in the middle of the night without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years.’
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