Several men were in the locker room of the gym when a cell phone on a bench rang. A man answered and put it on speaker, the other men in the locker room stopping to listen.
Man: hello!
Woman: hi honey, it's me, are you at the club?
Man: yes.
Woman: I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000, is it ok if I buy it?
Man: sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
Woman: I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models and I found one I really liked.
Man: how much?
Woman: $90,000
Man: ok but for that price I want it with all the options
Woman: great! Oh, one more thing. I was talking to Janie and the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it.
Man: we'll go ahead and make an offer of $900,000, they'll probably take it but if not we can go the extra 80 thousand.
Woman: Ok. I'll see you later, I love you so much!
Man: bye. I love you too!
The man hung up, the other men gazed in astonishment.
He turned to them and said: do any of y'all know who's phone this is?
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