I was digging a hole in my backyard when I found a box filled with gold.

I was so excited that I ran inside to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place.

Edit: Wow. My first ever Reddit Gold. Nothing as meaningless has ever felt so good!

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