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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Japanese man are the only survivors of a plane crash on a deserted Island...

One of the Englishmen says, "Right, this is a desperate situation. I'll start making a fire, the Scotsman can start building a shelter, and the Japanese man can go back to the plane and find supplies."

Immediately the Japanese man goes running off back to the aircraft. The Scotsman starts fetching branches to erect a shelter. And after a few hours the Englishman has finally started a fire.

The Englishman and Scotsman are sitting around the fire a few hours later and there's no sign of the Japanese man. Concerned, they set about heading back to the aircraft.

When all of a sudden the Japanese man jumps out at them and shouts "SUPPLIES!"

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