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The president was walking out of the White House...

The president was walking out of the White House heading towards his limo when a possible assassin jumps out and aims his gun.

A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startled the would be assassin long enough to be captured.

Later the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks “What the hell made you shout ‘Mickey Mouse’?”

Blushing, the agent replied “I got nervous...I actually meant to shout...‘Donald, Duck!’”

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