His lawyer, a lawyer bird obviously, visited him. "How bad is it?" The crow asked.
"Pretty bad." The lawyer bird replied. "They had a warrant to go through your phone."
"So what?" The crow said. "I've got nothing to hide."
"They found the texts to your friends." The lawyer bird said.
"So now it's a crime to ask my fellow crows to hang?" The crow exclaimed. "They were all to busy anyway"
"You're lucky they were." The lawyer bird replied "They've got you on attempted murder!"
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