The bartender says: “Yeah, right! I’ve never seen anyone do that!” So the man takes out his glass eye and bites it.
The angry bartender pays the man his fifty dollars and the man walks away. He comes back half an hour later and says: “I bet you fifty dollars I can bite my left eye.”
Now the bartender becomes really skeptical. She says: “I just saw you walk in here, you can’t be blind!”
So, to the bartenders dismay, he takes out his fake teeth and bites his left eye.
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