A soldier and his commanding officer are in a bunker.

The soldier picks up his binoculars and scans the horizon.

Soldier: "Sir! Enemy troops spotted! They look really... little."

Officer: "Soldier, keep me informed!"

​

Some time passes.

Officer: "Status report soldier!"

Soldier: "Sir, the enemy troops look a little bigger."

​

Some time passes.

Officer: "Status report soldier!"

Soldier: "Sir, the enemy is upon us!"

Officer: "Soldier, launch the attack!"

Soldier: "Sir, I can't! I've known them since they were little..."

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