A frog walks into a bank

A frog walks into the bank and points at the nearest teller. "You! What's your name?"

"It's Patty," says the teller.

"Last name?"

"Whack. Can I help you?"

"Yeah," the frog says. "My dad is Keith Richards and you're gonna give me a loan. I need $3,000 before I leave today."

"For a loan that big we need some collateral. Do you have anything of value with you?"

The frog pulls out at little glass elephant and sets it down on the counter. "How's that for valuable?"

Patty says, "I need to talk to my boss about this," and takes the glass elephant back to see what the branch manager thinks of all this. "What is this, sir?" she asks in his office.

The branch manager says, "It's a knick knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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