One has tiny hands, one has tiny feet, and one has a tiny penis. They all think theirs are the tiniest in the world. So they go to Guinness World Records to make it official. The first guy walks in, and comes out with a plaque in his hand and a big smile on his face, and says, “I have the tiniest hands in the world!” The second guy walks in, and comes out with a plaque in his hand and a big smile on his face, and says, “I have the tiniest feet in the world!” The last guy walks in, and comes out empty handed, looking angry, and says, “Who the fuck is u/StevenFitz77 ?”
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