3 prisoners are waiting for their eminent death on their execution day. One Black Man, one White Man, and One Moron. The warden walks up and gets everything set up.
He calls the Black Man forward, "John Jones, sentenced for Murder in the first degree. Any last words?"
"I to this day claim my innocence", says John.
Warden flips the switch. Nothing happens.
"Million to one odds, you're free to go John", the warden says.
Warden calls the White man up, "James Hill, your next! Any last words?"
"I too, am innocent!" says James.
Warden flips the switch, and again nothing happens.
"Billion to one odds, you're free to go James", the warden says.
Finally the Warden calls the Moron up, "Steven Smith, Any last words?"
"Well first off Warden, you forgot to plug in the chair."
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