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My father sat me down for a talk, on my 18th birthday.

When you were born you took my breath away.

So ugly.

But I didnt say anything.

I waited for your mother to react first.

I then had to hold it in, because I didnt want to ruin it for her.

I figured you would grow into it..

I assumed all the proportions would even out.

As you grew, you began to blossom.

Everything about you as a child slipped away as you became a man.

And now son, I'm proud to say this.

Your mother was right!

Compared to now, you were a beautiful baby!

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