"What are you here for today, sir?" the front desk woman asks.
The man explains, "So I was here a couple of days ago and I was asked to bring a sample of my sperm. So I got home and I used both my left hand and right hand. Nothing. I asked my wife for help. She used her left hand and then her right hand. She tried using her mouth too. Still nothing. So then we decided to ask the neighbor for help. She used her left hand, and then her right hand, and then her mouth, and then under her armpit."
The woman is appalled. "You seriously had to ask your neighbor for assistance?!"
The man replies, "Yeah, and we still couldn't get the jar open."
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