The Irishman looks over to the bar and sees, who he thinks, is Jesus.
The Irishman gets the attention of the other two. "Look, lads. It's Jesus!"
Skeptical, the two guys laughingly ask him to go go and ask the man at the bar if he is, in fact, Jesus.
Brazenly, the Irishman walks up to the man and says. "Excuse me, sir. Are you Jesus?"
"Yes" replies the man
The Irishman, knowing his friends would want proof, asks the man to prove that he is Jesus.
The man orders a water, and turns it into wine.
"Aye, but that could be a trick" the Irishman says.
The man then shows the Irishman the holes in his hands and feet.
"Aye, but they could be piercings" says the Irishman.
Growing tired of the skepticism, the man takes the Irishman by the hand. The Irishman winces at this as his hands had been riddled with arthritis for years. The man holds his hand, and the arthritis disappears.
The Irishman goes back over to his table.
"Lads, lads. That's deffinetly Jesus. He turned water to wine, has holes in his hands and feet and cured my arthritis"
The Scotsman, seeing the Irishman's hands, felt he had to see for himself. He goes up to Jesus and asks him to prove it. Jesus, again, turns water to wine and shows the holes in his hands and feet. The Scotsman then says.
"Jesus, I've been a plasterer for 25 years and my back and shoulders give me a lot of trouble. Can you do anything about that?"
Jesus holds the Scotsman's hand and rids him of his pain.
The Scotsman goes back to the table.
"That's Jesus, alright. He turned water to wine, showed me the holes in his hands and feet and took away my muscle pain!"
The Englishman thinks he's being had on. There's no way Jesus is at the bar. So, he walks up to the man.
"I heard you were Jesus"
"That, I am." Replies Jesus
"Prove it" the Englishman retorts.
Jesus then repeats the process that he had gone through with the other two. He turns water to wine, shows him the holes in his hands and feet and then reaches out to grab the Englishman's hand.
The Englishman then yells at Jesus.
"The fuck are you doing? Don't touch me. I'm collecting benefits for these injuries"
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