An uneducated man decides to give college a second chance. He walks up to the Dean of his local community college and says, "I want to learn something new, I haven't learned much and I want to learn more,". "Great, which class would you like to take?" said the Dean.

"Which classes do you offer?" responded the man.

"We have all sorts of classes, from science to logic," said the Dean.

"What's logic?" asked the man.

"Well, I can use information to assume something." Said the Dean.

"How?" asked the Man.

"Take this scenario, do you have a lawnmower?" asked the Dean

"Yes," responded the man.

"So, I can assume that you have a backyard because you use a lawnmower to cut grass." said the Dean.

"I do have a backyard!" responded the man.

"And I can also assume that you have a house," said the Dean.

"I do have a House!" exclaimed the man.

"And that leads me to believe you have a wife, to share the house with," said the Dean.

"Wow! I can't believe that." said the Man.

"And finally, that leads me to believe you are Straight." said the Dean.

"That's Incredible, sign me up!" said the man.

The next day, the man went to a bar with his friend. "I'm learning about logic," said the man to his friend.

"What's logic?" asked his friend.

"Well, take this scenario, do you have a lawnmower?" asked the Man

"No," responded his friend.

"With that information, I know you are Gay!" said the man.

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