The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it into the cart. "What do you think you're doing?", the wife asks. "It's on sale for twenty dollars," explains the husband. "I don't care," says the wife, "we're on a budget. Put it back." A couple of aisles later the wife puts a $50 container of face cream in the cart. "What's that all about?" asks the husband. "It's my face cream. I use it daily and it's cheaper here. Plus, you should be happy. It keeps me looking beautiful!" The husband looks at her and says, "Well so does the beer, and that's much cheaper."
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