While in the bank a group of robbers come in and demanded everyone to hit the ground and the tellers empty the tills. When the lady couldn't get down fast enough one of the robbers panicked and shot her three times in her belly and caused her to collapse. When she woke up hours later she found the robbery had failed and she was in a hospital bed. A doctor came to her soon after and she asked about her baby.
"Good news." The doctor told her. "Not only is the baby in good health but you're actually having triplets. The three bullets however have been found in each of their stomachs. Thankfully they will live but in time they will each pass the bullet naturally so you have to explain what happened when it does."
A few months later the woman gave birth to three beautiful children, two girls and a boy. Years pass and the woman almost forgot all about the robbery until one day when the triplets were 13, she found her first daughter crying in fear.
"What's wrong sweetie?" She asked her daughter.
"I did a bad thing mommy. I was in the bathroom and I passed a bullet in the toilet." She told her mother.
The woman then remembered what happened all those years ago and carefully told her about it and that she did nothing wrong. The daughter calmed down and moved on. A week goes by and her second daughter comes up to her in tears.
"Mother I did a horrible thing." She said.
"Did you pass a bullet in the toilet?" The asked her second daughter.
Shocked to how she knew, the second daughter listened to the story about the robbery and calmed down. She too moved on from this.
Then a week later the son came to her in a panic.
"Mother I did a horrible thing!" He told her worried what would happen.
"Let me guess." The mother asked knowing what he was going to say. "You passed a bullet in the toilet?"
"No, I was masturbating and I accidentally shot the dog!"
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