They had to be 21 to enter
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Pokémon GO: How To Prepare For East Sea Shellos Spotlight Hour
East Sea Shellos is having its own dedicated Spotlight Hour in Pokemon Go. This guide will show players how they can prepare for this event. Spotlight Hour is a weekly event where a single Pokemon has their spawn rate drastically increased. Every Tuesday, this Pokemon will make an appearance from 6 pm to 7 pm local time. Occasionally, it's a Pokemon that players might already have or one that is already insanely common. Although, August is looking...
Where To Find Skyrim's Chicken Necromancer (& Why You Should)
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is filled to the brim with mysteries and oddities for players to discover, from grand spectacles to small details, perhaps none quite as charmingly strange as the chicken necromancer. Skyrim has included everything from some of the funniest bugs and glitches like giants launching players sky high, to dark, expansive quests around catching killers and assassins. But the chicken necromancer is...
RHOBH: Jewelry Purchases Made with Funds from Tom Girardi's Firm Revealed
Erika Jayne from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is facing more complications as jewelry purchases made from Tom Girardi’s firm were revealed. Early on, Erika refused to hand over her bank records to a trustee in connection to her estranged husband’s bankruptcy case. The trustee speculated that the reality star may have hidden assets for Tom. Erika maintained that she was innocent in Girardi Keese’s involuntary Chapter 7 bankruptcy case. New...
Iron Man is Living Through Attack on Titan (And He Loves It)
Warning! Spoilers for Iron Man #10 ahead!
Iron Man has lived in all sorts of grand and strange houses, but his new home has some giant pests that make Attack on Titan’s eponymous titans seem like kids’ stuff. Instead of giant men, Iron Man has something that poses a familiar threat—giant robots.
In recent issues of Iron Man, Tony Stark has been marooned on an alien planet. Plucked from his normal, superhero life, and still reeling...
How Old Animal Crossing's Tom Nook Is | Screen Rant
Over the years, fans have become acquainted with Tom Nook, one of the staple characters of the Animal Crossing series. While many conversations with Tom Nook are strictly about business, such as paying off debts, there are instances in which he will open up about more personal matters. With each game, more details about the businessman are revealed.
Still, for all that is known about him, Tom Nook's age is still a mystery in the Animal...
Paragon & Renegade Choices In Mass Effect 4 Should Be Hidden
For a series based on player freedom, Mass Effect is surprisingly limited when it comes to morality. Most major decisions across the trilogy are split relatively cleanly in half: not only is there a morally correct option, but those options are typically better from a gameplay perspective, as well, since Paragon choices tend to give players more benefits compared to Renegade. Mass Effect 4 has the opportunity to rework the system, and should do...
Disney Villains Swap Lives in Upcoming Descendants Manga
Disney's Descendants is receiving another new story in the form of a manga. This manga is currently listed with the title, Disney Manga: Descendants 2021. It continues where Descendants 3 left off and will reveal the next chapter of Auradon and the Isle of the Lost.
Disney's Descendants first aired on Disney Channel in 2015. It has received two sequels, an animated series, spin-off novels, comics, manga, and animated...
Genshin Impact: What Yoimiya's Banner Release Date Is
Version 2.0 of Genshin Impact will introduce several new playable characters into the free-to-play RPG from miHoYo. So far, though, Kamisato Ayaka is the only new character to be featured on a Banner during the current update. However, both Yoimiya and Sayu will be a part of the next Event Wish in the game. Here's when fans should expect to see Yoimiya's Banner release.
Although she was leaked online from the Version 2.0 beta test, Yoimiya was confirmed...
It’s really lonely, being the smartest guy in the room.
Mainly because the room has to be empty before I am
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The X-Men Have Unleashed Marvel's Last Annihilation | Screen Rant
This article contains spoilers for S.W.O.R.D. #7.
The X-Men have unwittingly unleashed Marvel's Last Annihilation - providing an opening for Dormammu to invade their dimension in force. The rise of Krakoa can only be described as the Golden Age of Mutantkind. Heroes and villains alike have been welcomed to the living island's shores, where they have been invited to be part of a new civilization. Mutants have already learned how to...
Tabletop RPGs for Fans Of Avatar: The Last Airbender
Fans of Avatar: The Last Airbender or its sequel series Avatar: The Legend Of Korra may be eager to find tabletop RPGs that have a similar theme and tone. These series of tabletop games have Asian mythology-inspired fantasy settings, character creation systems themed around the elements, and narrative rules for telling stories about teenage heroes who travel the world and get into trouble.
Both Avatar animated series...
Zelda: BOTW's Final Korok Seed Reward Is More Thoughtful Than Useless
The vast tracts of Hyrule in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild are littered with Korok Seeds, collectibles for completing puzzles and getting into hard-to-reach places like mountaintops. Giving Korok Seeds to the large, maraca shaking, dancing Korok named Hestu will reward the player with more slots to carry swords, shields, and bows. There is an absurd amount of Korok Seeds in Breath of the Wild - 900 in total, but its not...
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
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I'd like a liqueur that comes with a brief explanation.
One Schnappsis, coming right up.
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Do you know why they called it TikTok?
Cos in just a matter of seconds it steals all your data!
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A soldier finds a woman locked out of her car
A soldier finds a woman at the side of the road crying, and she tells him she’s left her keys in her car. The soldier assures her that he can help.
She watches amazed as he takes off his trousers, rolls them into a ball and rubs them against the car door. Magically it opens.
"That's so clever!" the woman exclaims. "How did you do that?"
"Easy," replied the soldier, "These are my khakis."
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Its my birthday!
A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put a birthday party together for his 18 y/o daughter.
He wanted the party to be extravagant, but wanted to spend as little money as possible. He had finished all of the other decorations, and he was left to work on the cake.
"Why not get it ordered from an upscale bakery?" his wife said.
So the father visited a ton of different bakeries and did research, but found the prices to be too high.
My daughter is inviting all of her friends, and I'll look bad if I don't put together a good cake, he thought....
The Story of Simone Biles
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