Because she is experiencing some discomfort. When she explains what’s going on, the gynecologist runs some tests. Later he came back into the room and told the nun that her tests are positive for crabs. “That’s impossible, my body hasn’t been touched by anyone.” She says to him. So she leaves to go get a second opinion. At the next gynecologist, she explains her issues and has more tests done. The Dr. comes back to the room only to say the same thing. “Ma’am I’m afraid you have crabs.” He said. “Both you and the last Dr. are a bunch of quacks. I am a virgin. I’m going to see a specialist!” She says as she darts out of the room. She goes to the most recommended gynecologist around. She explains to him her experiences and the dr. Said to her that he would get to the bottom of the problem. He runs some tests and comes back to the room to see his patient. “Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is you don’t have crabs. But I’m afraid that your cherry has expired and you have fruit flies.”
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