An elephant meets a boa for the first time. Intrigued, he asks him:
- You're a weird creature ... how do you move? You have no legs.
- Well, it's simple, I'm crawling…
- Oh, Okay!
The elephant start to move, but, even more intrigued, he turns and asks again:
- Excuse me, but how do you reproduce? You have no balls!
- You're really kidding! I lay eggs and I don't need ...
- Ah ... Ok!
The elephant wants to leave, but returns again, sits down in front of the boa constrictor and says:
"I'm sorry to bother you again ... But how do you feed yourself?" You have no hands ...
- You're getting boring! I wrap myself around the food. I open my mouth wide and swallow the prey directly.
- Okay, says the elephant, if I understood correctly ...
You crawl
You have no balls,
You have a big mouth.
By any chance, are you a politician?
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