To honor her, the widow announces a big funeral in his huge resort, where everyone they knew is invited. The guests arrive, and after the first day is over, everyone is preparing to go to sleep. As there are not enough rooms to accommodate everyone, the widow had 2 grand salons prepared with beds, one for the women and one for the men.
Amongst the men, there were also 2 gays, which were planning to have sex that night, but also wanted to remain discrete. So the first one proposes to ask for water during the night and if no one answers, the other one will know they are somewhat alone and no one is awake, and so, will come to his bed.
And that’s how they do it. After half an hour of bedtime, the first one asks „Anyone got water, please?“ No answer… „Water, please!“ Nothing… So his friend gets the message and goes to his bed. Then they proceed to have sex as planned.
When the sun rises, the widow comes into the men-salon to wish everybody a good morning. In a corner he notices someone freezing in his bed and asks him what the matter was? The man replies shaking „Somebody must have forgotten, because I didn’t have a blanket last night and I was freezing…“
The widow, feeling ashamed of his servants services asks irritated „I am very sorry to hear this, but why didn’t you say something, one of my servants surely would have given you a warm blanket?“
„Nah, thanks“ replied the man, „someone just asked for water and he was fucked in the ass!“
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