Three navy leaders from three different countries are arguing about who has the bravest soliders.
The American navy leader says "I'll show how brave my soldiers are! John! Climb to the top of the mast of this ship and dive head first into the water!"
"On it, sir!" John replies.
John does exactly as his leader requested - he climbs to the top of the mast and fearlessly dives head first into the water before climbing back up.
The French navy leader says "Ha ha ha, you think that's brave?! I'll show you what brave is! Michael! Climb to the top of the mast, dive in head first, then swim under the ship and emerge on the other side!"
"Got it, sir!" Michael replies. He does exactly as his leader requested - he climbs to the top of the mast, dives in the water head first, then swims under the ship and emerges on the other side.
"Pfft." The British soldier says. "Paul, climb to the top of the mast, dive in head first, swim under the ship three times, climb up and do 25 push-ups!"
Paul immediately replies "Go fuck yourself I'm not doing that!" and stays put without moving an inch.
The British navy leader smiles at the Americans and the French. "And THAT, boys, is BRAVERY."
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