One day, one of his mates asked if he could stay the night as he didn't have a place. The dude reluctantly let him sleep on the couch while the dude and his girlfriends slept on the bed.
In the middle of the night, one of the girls said she was really horny and wanted to have sex. The dude declined and said he can't since his mate is sleeping on the couch close to them. After a bit of back and forth, the dude agreed but on the condition that they were sure that his mate is asleep. He told her to go open the fridge and see if the light wakes him up. If not, they'd have sex.
She went and opened the fridge just enough so the light reaches the mate's face but he didn't react or wake up. She quickly jumped back into bed and they had sex.
An hour later, the second girl woke up and said that she was horny as well. So he told her to go open the fridge and check if his mate was awake. She did the same and the mate didn't react or wake up. She jumped back into bed and they had sex.
When morning came, he asked his mate how his sleep was, wanting to make sure he didn't notice what was happening in bed. He replied saying he slept well, but he was really thirsty whole night. The dude started to panic a little and said "well, why didn't you go grab water from the fridge?"
He replied: "Well, everyone who opened the fridge got fucked!"
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