3 Whores are drinking in a bar. The first one says, “My pussies so big, loose, and worn out, I can make this whole beer bottle disappear.”
The other two say, “Prove it.”
So the first prostitute, puts the beer bottle on her bar stool, sits down on it, and fits the bottle completely up inside her.
Unfazed by her friends ability, the second hooker says, “That’s nothing. Hey bartender, gimme that bottle of vodka.” She takes the 750 vodka bottle, places it on her bar stool, sits down on it, and fits the bottle completely up inside her.
Unimpressed, the third whore says, “Amateurs.” She gets up, finishes her drink, and leaves the bar.
After she leaves the bartender comes over to the two hookers and asks, “Hey what happened to your friend?”
The two prostitutes say they have no idea. She just got up and left.
So the bartender says, “Well you better go find her and tell her she needs to come back here right now and return my barstool!”
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