Three guys were halfway through a cross country road trip when their car broke down in the middle of the night. Being in the middle of nowhere and with no cell phone reception, they decided to start walking and try to find some help. They were walking for about an hour when it started to rain heavily. Up ahead on the road they saw a house. They knocked on the door and an older woman appeared. The men asked if they could use her phone to call for help. She told them that she did not have a phone, but that she would be willing to let them stay until morning as long as they followed one rule. The rule was that the men must not enter the bedroom with the bright red door. The men agreed that they would adhere to the rule and leave first thing in the morning. The men laid in their bedroom, and could not stop thinking about the red door. They decided that they had to know what was inside that room. After they were certain the old lady was asleep, they snuck into the room. When they entered the dark room they struggled to find a light, after fumbling around for a few moments they found a light switch in the back side of the room. When the room lighted up, what they saw left them in horror. There were dicks hanging from hooks on the walls and the ceilings. The men in a panic all rushed for the door, but it slammed shut on their faces. The old lady then dropped down from a hidden trap door in the ceiling and laughed fiercely. She said, “I told you all to not enter this room and now you must face the consequences.” She looked at the first man and asked, “What did your father do for work?” He replied, “My father was butcher.” In a split second she pulled a meat cleaver out of nowhere and chopped his dick off and hung it on a hook. She then looked at the second man and asked, “ What did your father do for work?” His skin turned pale white and he replied, “ My father is a police officer.” Again, out of thin air she points a gun at the mans dick and shoots it off and hangs it on a hook. The two men are laying in a bloody mess on the floor squirming in pain. She then looks over at the last man who is hysterically laughing in the corner. Confused, she asks, “What are you laughing at.” The man replies, “My father owns a lollipop factory so get to sucking.”
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