A guy loves motorcycles, especially when it comes to vintage motorcycles. After years of trying to save money in order to buy one, he finally found a used, vintage Harley-Davidson at a great price. When he saw the motorcycle for the first time, he was stunned because of how clean and bright it was. After finalizing the deal, he asks the previous owner how he managed to preserve the bike in such a good condition. The previous owner replies:
"Look, I will tell you the secret: you don't need to do much. But, every time it rains, you have to run outside as fast as possible and cover the whole motorcycle with Vaseline. Take this jar, it will help you."
The guy leaves with a jar of Vaseline and the precious advice and heads to his house, where his girlfriend is waiting for him, as he will visit her parents' house for the first time for dinner. While they are on their way to the house on the Harley-Davidson, she warns him:
"My parents are weird with some stuff. For example, during dinner, no one is allowed to talk. No one. We have absolute silence. As a matter of fact, the penalty for the first one who talks, is that he or she has to do the dishes."
They arrive at the house and, as the front door opens, he sees dirty dishes everywhere. The kitchen is full of dirty dishes, he heads to the living room, he sees dirty dishes, he goes to the room to find dirty dishes all over the place, the whole house has dirty dishes. He is curious, but asks nothing.
Dinner time arrives and he, his girlfriend, her father and her mother sit at the table. They start eating, but nobody talks. Fifteen minutes pass by and he is starting to reach his limit, he realizes that he won't make it, but he can't say anything because of all the dishes. So, he decides to take action.
He heads to his girlfriend, he starts kissing her and then he starts groping her, in front of her parents, who look at them, but don't talk. Then, he puts his girlfriend on the table, takes her clothes off and they start having sex. Both the parents are visibly angry, they sweat, but they say no word at all.
After finishing with his girlfriend, furious that no one talked, he heads to her mother. She was a nice woman, despite her age she looked great. Same story, he kisses her, starts groping her and, after seeing again that no one would talk, starts having sex with her.
Again no one talked, despite everyone being stunned and furious. Just after they finished, he hears a lightning. He looks out of the window and sees dark clouds gathering outside. At that moment, he remembers the advice about his Harley-Davidson, pulls the jar of Vaseline out of his pocket, so his girlfriend's father gets up terrified and shouts:
"NO, NO, I WILL DO THE DISHES!"
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