The judge first asks the ex-wife to give him a reason why she should get the child.
"Your honour, naturally, since I had to go through excruciating pain to bring this child into the world, I should get to keep the child."
The judge is almost convinced but has to see the man's side first. The judge asks the man why he should receive custody of the child. The man thinks long and hard. Finally, he speaks up:
"Your honour, if you went to a vending machine and put in a dollar and got a Coke, whose drink is it?"
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