Shortly after takeoff, the pope opens the newspaper and starts working on the crossword puzzle. Almost immediately the pope turns to the man and says, “Execuse me, do you know a four-letter word that ends in ‘unt’ and refers to a woman?”
Just one word leapt to mind, an extremely vulgar one. The man thinks to himself, “I can’t suggest that word to the pope. There must be another word . . .”
Then it hits him. He turns to the pope and says, “I think the word you’re looking for is ‘aunt.’ ”
“Of course!” Exclaims the pope. “I don’t suppose you have an eraser?”
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