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A person sees an old man crying on a park bench...

Their heart breaks for the man and they walk up so see if he's ok.

"What's matter?"

"I have a beautiful wife," says the man.

"Um, ah ok, but"

"She's young and beautiful" the man repeats and continues sobbing.

"Ok, ok but why are you crying?"

"She cleans the house, cooks delicious dinners, we even had sex ever other day"

"I'm sorry, I really don't understand why would these things make you cry. Your wife sounds amazing"

"I can't remember where I live..."

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