The doctor tells her, "The good news is you and your children are going to be fine, it's just that the bullets have been lodged in their stomaches. Don't worry, because they will eventually exit their system naturally." The mother had her triplets months later, two girls and a boy. Years had passed before one of the girls came to her mom and said, "Mom, I was peeing and a bullet came out." The mother explained what had happened to her at the bank. It wasn't too long before her second daughter told her, "Mom, I was pooping when all of a sudden a bullet came out." Again, the mother explained what had happened, and they all went on with their lives. Around a month later, her son came up to her and said, "Mom, I've done a terrible thing." "Let me guess, you pooped out a bullet?" "No, I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"
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