She hears her husband come home unexpectedly and tells her naked lover to jump into the wardrobe and hides his clothes. The husband walks into the bedroom to find his wife reading. “Hello honey, I got off work early and went to the gym, I desperately need a shower”. He opened the wardrobe door to get a towel and saw the naked man standing there smiling at him. “Good afternoon sir, I’m your friendly neighbourhood moth catcher” said the guy. The husband looks at him and screams “But you’re naked”. The naked man look up and down his body in surprise and says “The hungry little bastards”
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