So they decided to call over every over 60-year old general to the Pentagon for retirement. The government decided to measure the amount of money to the severance pay by measuring the length between two different body parts. The generals would get 10000$ for every centimeter.
The first general walked in and said "Lets measure the length between my head and toes. They measured it and the result was 170 centimeters. The general got 1 700 000$ and walked out happily with his money.
The second general walked in and said "Lets measure the length between my raised hands and toes. The result was 193 centimeters. Second general walked out happily with his money as well.
The third general walked in and said "Lets measure the length between the tip of my dick and my balls." Doctor was confused and said how small his check will be. The general said "Just measure it, God darn it." The doctor started measuring it and soon after the general had pulled his pants down, the doctor was terrified and asked "Where the hell are your balls!?"
The general answered: "In Vietnam"
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