A boy is watching TV with his father when someone on the show mentions "theory and reality".
The boy asks his father, "Dad what's the difference between theory and reality?"
The father thinks to himself for a moment and says, "Thats a great question son! The best way I could explain it to you is like this... go ask your sister if she would sleep with the neighbor for a million dollars"
The boy, while confused, goes and asks his sister. When he returns he says, "She said she would definitely sleep with the neighbor for a million dollars. "
The Dad then says, "Ok, now go ask your mother if she'd sleep with the neighbor for a million dollars"
When the boy returns, he says "Dad! Mom said she'd sleep with the neighbor for a million dollars too! But I still dont understand the difference between theory and reality?"
The Dad chuckles to himself and says, "Son, the best way to explain it, is like this; in theory we would be millionaires, but in reality we're living with a bunch of whores"
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