Work or Play?

Guarantee this is a repost because it still makes me laugh to this day.

A general, major, and lieutenant were arguing in the command tent while having drinks about whether sex was work or play. General: "25% play, 75% work" Major: "50/50" Lietenant: "75% play, 25% work"

They go on like this for some time while consuming more drinks. Eventually the general gets fed up with the discussion and calls over the private that has been mopping the floor nearby.

General: "Private, have you heard our conversation?" Private: "sir, yes sir" General: "Go on then son, tell us what you think" Private: "100% play sir!" General: "Enlighten us, why do you say that?" Private: "Sir, because if there was any work involved, you would have me do it sir!"

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