The guy goes to the bathroom and the three ducks sit on barstools. The bartender says “what’s your name?” to the first duck. The duck says “my name is Chuck and I like to fuck”. The bartender is surprised but continues the small talk “shitty weather we’re having”. The duck says “no way, I’m having a great time, I’ve been in and out puddles, in out of puddles all day”. The bartender then asks the second duck his name “I’m Lew and I like to screw, I’m having a great time, I’ve been in and out of puddles all day”. The bartender then looks at the third duck and says “let me guess, you’re Rex and you like sex?” The third duck looks at the bartender and says “fuck you man. I’m Puddles”.
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