He sees this bucket of money on the bar and asks the bartender what’s up. Bartender tells him they have three tests laid out in order to win this money.
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Drink this bottle of hot sauce.
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There is a rabid dog outside with a toothache. Fix it.
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There is a 72 year old, 450lbs woman upstairs who’s never had sex. Fix it.
Guy decides to pass and have a couple drinks. A couple hours pass by and the man is absolutely trashed and tells the bartender he’ll do it. He downs the hot sauce with ease before stumbling toward the door. “Moving on!” The bartender hears yelling and screaming and yelping. The man stumbles in, clothes shredded, bloody from head to toe, and exclaims, “now where’s the old fat lady with the toothache?!”
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