The priest lays down on the block, chanting his prayer profusely waiting for the guillotine to drop. The executioner pulls the lever, but the sharp blade stops inches before the preist's neck. The savages are scared of the preist's deity and lets him go. Next, the rabbi does the same and prays silently to himself awaiting the end. Again, after the executioner pulls the lever, the blade stops before beheading him. The rabbi is delighted as he is set free also. Lastly, the engineer lays down face up instead of face down on the block. Before the lever is pulled, he points up to the structure and says "Aha! I knew it. I think I see your problem".
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