It starts raining, so the rich man needs to get to the hotel fast. He sees a taxi and says to the driver "How much to get to the sunny beach hotel?"
"10 bucks" the cab driver says.
"I don't have any money on me right now, but I have millions in the bank and if we go to an atm..."
The cab driver cuts him off: "You have to have the money with you."
"but I'm getting soaked!"
"No money no ride!" The taxi driver yells and drives away, leaving the millionaire to walk 10 miles in the downpour to his hotel room.
The next year he decides to repeat his vacation, and this time he wins a fortune. Needing to get home, he sees a whole row of taxis and says to the first one:
"how much to get to the sunny beach hotel?"
"10 bucks." the driver replies.
"And how much for you to suck my cock afterwards?"
"Piss off, you horny bastard!" the taxi driver yells.
He then walks from cab to cab, asking the same questions to each, and getting the same kind of response.
Then he sees the taxi driver who screwed him over the last time, and asks "How much to get to the sunny beach hotel?"
"10 bucks"
"Ok, great!"
So the taxi turns around and as they head down the street, he gives a smile and a thumbs up to all of the other taxis...
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