A skinny little white guy gets off work and walks into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says "6'8" tall, 250 pounds, 8 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle (I didn't pee today), Turner Brown."
The little guy faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me? "
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 6'8" tall, I weigh 250 pounds, I have a 8 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds because I didn't pee today, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "oh thank God, I thought you said turn around."
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