A strict vegetarian crashes his plane in the middle of the country and has to find his way to civilization. Due to a tragic experience as a child, he refuses to eat meat; he says the idea of eating what was once a living animal disgusts him and he could never enjoy eating meat. According to his map, the nearest town would take several days to walk to. While he's been able to get fresh water due to rain, food has been a struggle to find. None of the plants are edible and he refuses to kill and eat any animals.
Several days pass and his hunger is starting to get to him. He realizes he must eat something to survive. He sees a bird, throws a rock at it and kills it. He sets up a fire and cooks the bird. He takes a bite and he's in love. A man who vowed to never eat meat is now enjoying this now dead bird. With tears running down his face, he cries out "I'm eating crow!"
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