After Stalin died his comrades found two sealed envelopes on his table.

One had "Open in bad situation" written on it, the other had "Open in critical situation".

So when times got worse, new USSR leader decided to open the Bad envelope. Inside there was a piece of paper with a few words: "blame everything on me". And so the government blamed everything on Stalin's actions, won people's trust and made it through bad times.

But a few decades later things got even worse. Government had no idea what to do so they opened the Critical envelope. And there, again, they found a piece of paper with just a few words.

"Do as I did. "

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