Immediatly, the farmer grabs the zoologist by his collar and yells "Now you see here! See that kid over there! I've got Nine kids and they aaall white. And alla' sudden, this one comes out black! And you the only black man in a 300 mile radius, mind explaining that one to me?"
The zoologist re-adjusts his collar nervously, before noticing a herd of goats across the road outside his house. He quickly leads the farmer over to the fence, pointing out to the heard as he explains: "See that herd of goats over there? All of them are deep brown or black, except that one over there.-" He pointed at a single white goat standing outside the herd. "-God only knows when a white goat is born, it is one of the many mysteries of Nature and Biology."
After a moment of thought, the farmer grabs the Zoologist's collar again, pulling him down far enough to whisper to him. "Listen, I won't tell anyone about the black baby... and you shut up about the white goat, okay?"
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