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Had sex last night,

I had sex last night with 2 blonde hair, blue eyed 18 year old twins that I met in a bar.

I was telling my best friend about it this morning and he said "I don't understand the attraction, wouldn't it be like just having sex twice with the same person? Could you even tell them apart?"

I said "Sure Kim had a cute little beauty mark just under her chin, and her twin Tim has a dick."

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