I was a bit nervous and a little flustered, so the policeman thought I was under the influence.
He gave me a breath test, which I passed, but he was still not convinced.
He then called in the sniffer dog, and when it arrived it promptly had a good sniff inside my vehicle.
"Look here son", the policeman said to me, sternly. "This dog is telling me you have drugs on you"
I looked at him, dead in the eye and said "mate, you're the one with the talking dog"
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