I rode my bike to the liquor store to get a bottle of scotch.

I bought the scotch, and put the bottle in the little basket on the front of my bike. But then I realized that if I fell over, the bottle was going to break and the scotch would be gone! So I decided not to risk it and I drank the whole bottle right then.

Thank God I did, because I fell over 7 times on the way home.

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