NSFW A boy goes to the zoo with his parents

They're standing at the elephant exhibit when the boy asks his mom: What's that thing hanging down from the elephant?

Mom: That's it's trunk.

Boy: No, further back.

Mom: That's its tail.

Boy: No, in between.

Mom: Oh, that's nothing. Now run along.

The boy is still curious so he walks over to his dad.

Boy: Dad, what's that thing hanging down from the elephant?

Dad: That's its trunk.

Boy: No, further back.

Dad: That's its tail.

Boy: No, in between.

Dad: That's its penis.

Boy: Oh, but Mom said it was nothing.

Dad: Well, son, you have to realize that your mom is a little spoiled.

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