Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be judged before going through. The angel at the entrance tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”.
The first man says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up.
The second guy says “10 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says “20 years and not once, I loved her with all my heart.” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men.
Hours later the two men catch up to last man crying behind the wheel and one says "I know we are dead but you got a Lamborghini! Things could be way worse!”
The man looks up and says “How?! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!”
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