Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Their commanding officer walks up to the bartender and says,
"Congratulations, you are now a member of the German Army. Your first order is to kill everyone in this room who is not Aryan".
The bartender complies. He takes a machine gun out from under the bar stand and kills everyone in the room. The Nazis, the customers, even a stray dog just outside the bar. Everyone in the room is killed.
Then, a man walks out of the bathroom and sees the carnage. He turns to the bartender and says, "Brian, what did you do?? Why did you kill all these people?!?"
The bartender casually responds, "Oh, Aryan. We were just talking about you."
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